Ask a 9/11 Truther

An Advice Column The satirical newspaper The Onion sometimes parodies advice columns. If they were doing “Ask a 9/11 Truther” it might look something like this: Dear 9/11 Truther, My husband is cheating on me and my boyfriend says it’s because I’m not romantic enough. What should I do? Confused in Pottshole Dear Confused, Your boyfriend and husband need to know that the melting point of steel is more than 1,000 degrees higher than the maximum possible temperature of an open-air hydrocarbon fire — and more than 1500 degrees higher…

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Obama: Political Messiah, or Just Another Third World Dictator?

By Kevin Barrett, http://www.truthjihad.com Yes, it’s great to have a black face in the White House. And yes, it’s nice to have a bright, well-educated, eloquent president for a change. But national leaders who are dark-skinned, bright, well-educated, and eloquent are a dime a dozen. The Third World is full of them. They’re called dictators. In the Third World, dictators are often alumni of American ivy league universities. The bankers, and the foundations they control, give the brightest students from places like Rwanda and Kenya and Benin scholarships to places…

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Legalize DWI — “Defending While Islamic” !

Legalize DWI –  Defending While Islamic! Why I Like Hamas and Hezbullah, and You Should Too By Kevin Barrett, http://www.truthjihad.com Once upon a time, in the bad old days when there was still racism in America–before Barack Obama was annointed to cleanse us of our sins–there was a crime called Driving While Black (DWB). African-Americans used to get pulled over all the time for DWB. Naturally, in our own enlightened era, this sort of thing could never happen. Today, the worst crime you can commit is DWI: (self-)Defending While Islamic….

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Will the Dumbocrats Wise Up and Drive a Stake Through Cheney’s Heart?

Why Their Only Hope Is a War Crimes Tribunal By Kevin Barrett, http://www.truthjihad.blogspot.com/ There are many good reasons to drive a stake through Dick Cheney’s heart, assuming he has one. First, Cheney’s hypothetical heart is so black and oily that the penetration of a sharpened stake-tip might release a spurting gusher of oil sufficient to meet America’s energy needs for the rest of the century. But more importantly, busting Cheney for war crimes, including the 9/11 inside job, would help Obama avoid the mistake John F. Kennedy made in the…

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